Brian “BVV” returns to the links, armed with a 20 handicap, the observational humor of a seasoned comedian, and enough Cycling Frog to make a Sunday afternoon feel like a research study. A man of few words, BVV prefers to let others embarrass themselves before quietly delivering a one-liner so devastating you’ll forget you’re holding a 7-iron. Recently discovering THC beverages, he has taken it upon himself to spread the good word, sharing both the joys of the Frog and the questionable life decisions that inevitably follow. Off the tee, BVV has officially declared driver a public safety hazard, opting instead for a sky-high wood that travels approximately 40 feet straight up before making a miraculous descent into the fairway. Don't let the quiet demeanor fool you, though. When the scramble is on the line, BVV has a knack for finding his swing at precisely the right moment, reminding everyone why consistency beats distance. Of course, with the number of golf balls he'll donate to the local ecosystem this weekend, the real miracle will be making it to Sunday without having to borrow clubs, balls, or a ride home.